If you fucking rip my hairbow and my wig off my fucking head, my shoes, my bra, every single thing on my body, and you throw me on a piano with a microphone, I will fucking make you cry.
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Gaga: Ohh guuuuuurl, I’m busy~ I can’t talk right now, I’m at the Lady Gaga show…TEXT YOU LATERrRRrR~ STAP TEXTING ME!! I HAVE TO DANCE! SHE’S SINGING TELEPHONE!
